Jon Gosselin: Employed!

Talk about an early Christmas miracle!
Apparently Jon Gosselin has a job. One that does not involve being a douche. Well, at least not on TLC. We know, we're as surprised as you are here.
An IT guy before Jon & Kate Plus 8 took off, he's back in the tech field. The balding, Ed Hardy-wearing seducer of mediocre girls has come full circle.

Irresistible
A GREAT CATCH: How could any employer resist this man?
"Jon is back at work at a normal job not in media or entertainment," the source says. "He's working in technology, which he did before the show."
As for the ongoing shenanigans of Kate Gosselin, including her appearance on the Today show in which she said she was still awaiting an apology?
Dude just doesn't care!
"He is happy as can be," the source said, noting that incidentally, he's still happily dating the latest of his post-Kate girlfriends, Ellen Ross.
Sorry to break that one to you, ladies.
Just to sum up, Jon's working full-time at a regular 9/5 job, not seeking publicity, in a steady relationship and wants his kids OFF the air?
What's next, Bristol Palin promoting abstinence?


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Nicole Richie Declares War on Paparazzi

Nicole Richie is going after the paparazzi.
It starts with one particular celebrity gossip media member she has beef with, but sources say it's just the start of a bigger campaign she's waging.

Nicole Richie and Harlow Photo
KEEP YOUR DISTANCE: Nicole says the paparazzi hasn't been.
Nicole wants a permanent restraining order against Fabricio Luis Mariotto, whom she photographed stalking her 2-year-old child, Harlow, at school.
She's not scared, but Harlow is frightened beyond words, Richie says.
Nicole told the judge how Harlow has seen Mariotto and other photogs hounding and inciting her and it's taking an emotional toll on her daughter.
Richie, who already got a temporary restraining order against Mariotto, says others too also crossed the line with Harlow and her baby son Sparrow.
Turns out she won this round, getting him to surrender and stay away from her for five years in an out-of-court settlement. Paps, you're on notice!
In other news, Nicole is rumored to be marrying Joel Madden this month.


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Ann Ward Named America's Next Top Model

This absolutely epic, historic, life-altering cycle 15 finale of America's Next Top Model aired last night.
As over-hyped by Tyra Banks ("Do you understand how serious this is?" she asked. "This is Top Model – elevated."), the concluding episode pitted Ann against Chelsey, as the women competed to earn a spread in Italian Vogue.
In the end, the woman who dominated from the beginning - winning five back-to-back photo challenges - was crowned the season's champion. Our congratulations go out to 19-year old Ann Ward!

Ann Ward CoverGirl Ad
"I'm so happy that I can make my parents proud," said the 6'2" model, who endured many taunts about her size and gangly figure. "I won! I can't believe any of this right now."
Can you? Did Ann deserve the title? Visit our friends at TV Fanatic for a far more detailed recap of the America's Next Top Model finale.
 
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Fashion Face-Off: Kristin Cavallari vs. Lauren Conrad

Who will prevail when rivals on Laguna Beach and The Hills clash in a style showdown on THG? That's for your votes to decide! Take a look below and decide.
Kristin Cavallari paired a blazer with a sparkling sequined skirt, while Lauren Conrad opted for silver lace skirt and a more conservative jacket for her look.
Visit us regularly for all the latest in celebrity hairstyles and fashion. Now, let your voice be heard. Vote on Kristin vs. Lauren in our Fashion Face-Off below ...

 
Kristin Cavallari
 
Lauren Conrad
Who looked better, Kristin Cavallari or Lauren Conrad? Vote in our survey and let us know what you think!













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Fashion Face-Off: CW Starlets Suit Up!

Leighton Meester and AnnaLynne McCord must've been browsing some How I Met Your Mother quotes recently, because both took Barney's advice and suited up!
Or rocked the jacket-and-tie look, anyway, in the 90210 star's case. The Gossip Girl Queen B went with the full-on suit. Not a look Blair Waldorf would try!
Vote on which cutie you think should win THG's latest Fashion Face-Off below and visit us regularly for all the latest in celebrity hairstyles and fashion ...

 
Leighton Meester
AnnaLynne McCord
Who rocks the jacket and tie look better, Leighton Meester or AnnaLynne McCord? Vote on which CW star you think rocks the suit best!











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Celebrity Hairstyle Showdown: Pink vs. Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga knows a thing or two about sporting gray hair. If there's anyone who could make that a fashionable look in their mid-20s, it's the Gaga.
No one else would even try it, right? Pink begs to differ.
The newly-pregnant singer rocked the gray coiffure herself this weekend, offering her challenge to the Lady. Whose gray is the greatest? Vote:

Who looks better with gray hair, Pink or Lady Gaga?

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Report: Jason Trawick Beat Up Pregnant Britney Spears, Cheated on Her With Teenager

An explosive tabloid report this morning claims that Britney Spears was assaulted by her boyfriend Jason Trawick, and that she was pregnant at the time.
He also cheated on the pop star with a teenager, supposedly.
A main source cited in this Star Magazine cover story is Jason Alexander, Brit's former husband (albeit for less than three days) way back in the day ...

Jason Trawick-Britney Spears FIGHT!
STARTLING ALLEGATION: Was Britney Spears attacked by Jason Trawick?
Doctored or not, the cover does show a photo of Britney’s black eye, which Jason Trawick allegedly provided after she accused him of straying.
Perhaps most shockingly, on top of the beatdown, the magazine claims Britney Spears was pregnant with his baby at the time ... and no longer is?
While it's impossible to believe much that Star says, this is unusually inflammatory, borderline libelous stuff to concoct and run for no reason.
What do you think? Could there be any truth to this whatsoever? Spears' official site hasn't denied it on its "BS Alert" ... yet. Stay tuned.


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Breaking Non-News: Twilight Baby on the Way!

In Breaking Dawn, Bella will give birth to Renesmee, a half-vampire, half-human child to be played by Mackenzie Foy.
Since when is the main storyline in a best-selling novel and planned blockbuster considered "BREAKING NEWS?" Since a tabloid could slap the word "BABY!" alongside photos of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson and try to fool readers into thinking this real-life couple was expecting.
We're on to you, OK! Weekly...

Twilight Baby Alert!
This isn't the first time a trashy magazine has tried to claim Stewart was pregnant. Heck, it's not even the second time.
Publishers will only cease such antics when you, the consumer, stop buying their products. Rest assured: if Kristen ever actually gets knocked up with Robert's baby, THG will be the first to tell you. For free.

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Jessica Simpson is Having a Baby (Someday)!

“I’m Having a Baby.” - Jessica Simpson to Life & Style
Of course, this is the star (if she's even quoted) talking about future baby plans, rather than a story about Eric Johnson actually getting Jessica Simpson pregnant. If that happened, the headline would read "Jessica Simpson: Pregnant!"
You don't fool us, second-rate supermarket tabloid ...

Jessica is Having a Baby!
MORNING SICKNESS: She was actually just sick one morning. Really.
A couple of side notes on top of the blatantly misleading headline:
  • That's one of the worst Jessica Simpson pictures ever. The girl is hot, if nothing else. Show it ... or at least use a pic of her with Eric.
  • If Jennifer Aniston is really "baring it all," why is there a stock photo, circa 2002, on the cover? Not exactly a compelling teaser.
  • We already saw the first Breaking Dawn photo. Come on guys.
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Dancing With the Stars Courting Lindsay Lohan!?

Despite getting fired parting ways with the Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno, Lindsay Lohan may have a new project on the horizon: Dancing With the Stars!
"Dancing with the Stars producers have actually had Lindsay Lohan on their wish list of cast members for a very long time,” a source told Radar Online.
That we can see. She'd be great for generating buzz if nothing else. But would they actually pull the trigger given that ... well, this is Lindsay Lohan?

Looking Pretty Good!
DANCING QUEEN: Will Lindsay Lohan dance with the stars?
Though Lohan’s past has been a sticking point for the show, her current stay at the Betty Ford Center is producing positive results ... at least so far.
“The producers were concerned about her erratic behavior, but they are taking another look at asking her to come on next season,” the source added.
“She would be available because she isn't going to be filming Inferno," and not only that, “The girl can dance. Lindsay is actually wicked talented.”
One added bonus of the high-profile gig? BANK. “It pays very well. Lindsay has very limited income now and this could help get her out of the red."
Cast members typically receive $125,000 to start, with incentives building on top of that as they advance further into the season. Not a bad offer.
Despite the allure of the hit reality show, the source stressed that Lindsay’s future will depend in large part on what is best for her ongoing sobriety.
That would probably be 1-3 years of relative seclusion and 24/7 supervision a la Britney Spears, but she lacks that kind of family support system.
We'll see if her handlers rush her back to work or not, but at least for the time being, it looks like the troubled star is making recovery her #1 job.
“Lindsay won't be making decisions about what she chooses for her next project without consulting first with her treatment team,” the source said.
“This wasn't mandated by the court, her advisors or medical team, but Lindsay has taken that step herself, which is a very, very positive sign."

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Victoria's Secret Fashion Show-Down: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley vs. Candice Swanepoel

If Rosie Huntington-Whiteley can defeat Megan Fox in the battle for the lead role in Transformers 3, what chance does Candice Swanepoel stand in the following Fashion Face-Off?
The answer: A tiny one. But you know what they say: never count your sexy pieces of lingerie before they hatch hotness.
As you can see below, underdog Swanepoel has taken a unique strategy in her catwalk against Huntington-Whiteley. Candice is giving us a rear view of her body, hoping to surprise her opponent and throw off her gorgeous game. Will it work? That's up to you...

 
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Candice Swanepoel
Take your time and ogle away, readers. Then, cast your vote above between Victoria's Secret models Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Candice Swanep











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Victoria's Secret Fashion Show-Down: Erin Heatherton vs. Karolina Kurkova

Erin Heatherton arrived at this week's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show prepared for battle.
The beauty walked down the runway in boxing gear, raising her hands in triumph when first taking the stage. But was her celebration premature? Karolina Kurkova sure thinks so.
That model also chose a sports theme for her scantily-clad outfit, putting NASCAR drivers such as Jimmie Johnson to shame with her open jumpsuit. Gentlemen, start your engines? We doubt they'll have any problems doing so when staring at these two Angels:

 
Erin Heatherton
Karolina Kurkova
Erin Heatherton and Karolina Kurkova both donned sports-themed outfits at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. We can think of many guys who would want to play on their field.










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Divorce Lawyer Waives Tony Parker

Tony Parker and Eva Longoria are splitting up, but given that his attorney also reps Erin Barry, the woman he was sexting, he's now without representation.
Richard Orsinger filed Tony's divorce petition on November 19 in Texas. But when Tony hired him, he didn't know another one of his clients was involved.
Erin Barry, the estranged wife of Brent Barry, Parker's former San Antonio Spurs teammate, is the woman who Tony was allegedly sexting on the side.

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OVER: For Tony and Eva, it's a question of when, not if.
The bottom line was that Orsinger felt it was a conflict of interest to rep both Parker and Barry in their respective divorce cases, and Parker got cut.
According to reports, Parker is in the process of finding another lawyer and the Texas divorce will proceed. Eva has filed for divorce in Los Angeles.
Fortunately, the lawyer does not also represent Sophia Egeler.

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Victoria's Secret Fashion Show-Down: Adriana Lima vs. Alessandra Ambrosio

At last night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, there was one real winner: the male gender.
Still, we're asking readers to choose between a pair of that company's most famous, best-bodied models: Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio.
Both were among the many beauties who walked the red carpet on a special aired by CBS, the gorgeous finale of which you can sit back and watch NOW. Once you've ogled that video, and wiped the drool off your keyboard, compare and contrast below:

 
Adriana Lima
Alessandra Ambrosio
Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio both walked the runway at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. But only one can come out on top in this scantily-clad fashion face-off.















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Randy and Evi Quaid Believe They Will Be Killed, Radar Online is Owned By Cops

Everything is a conspiracy if you're Randy and Evi Quaid.
The insane pair, having already alleged that the Star Whackers are coming to do them in (just as they have Heath Ledger, David Carradine and others), now say that gossip website Radar Online is a front owned and operated by the police.

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BRINGING THE CRAZY: No one does it like the Quaids.
"Radar Online is owned by the police," she told Esquire. "They called the Dairy Queen in Marfa, Texas, to spread rumors about us when we lived there."
The celebrity gossip site denies it is owned by the police.
In an length interview, the Quaids talk about why they are seeking asylum in Canada from charges in California and about the roving gang of hooligans who, they say, are killing and/or trying to ruin the lives of their celebrity friends.
In addition to the deaths of Carradine and Ledger, the couple has mentioned Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen as other "targets" of the Star Whackers.
Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears better watch out, too.
It stops being as funny when Randy and Evi Quaid actually predict their own death - by stabbing, by double-hanging, or by lethal doses of Demerol.
"We're this close to solving our own murder," Evi Quaid said, without a hint of irony or humor. "It's the only way I'll be able to keep Randy alive."
All we have to say is that hopefully a whole team of top-notch psychiatrists and therapists will be covered under the Canadian health care system.

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Johnny Depp in Vanity Fair: Angelina Jolie Rules!

In the latest issue of Vanity Fair, Johnny Depp does not shy away from strong opinions.
Arguably the finest actor of his generation, Depp speaks on Angelina Jolie and shares the fears Disney expressed to him over the character of Jack Sparrow. Excerpts from Depp's interview are below.

Johnny Depp in Vanity Fair
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On working with Angelina Jolie on The Tourist: "You don't know what she might be like - if she has any sense of humor at all. I was so pleased to find that she is incredibly normal, and has a wonderfully kind of dark, perverse sense of humor."
Who does Angelina remind him of? "I've had the honor and the pleasure and the gift of having known Elizabeth Taylor for a number of years. You you know, you sit down with her, she slings hash, she sits there and cusses like a sailor, and she's hilarious. Angie's got the same kind of thing, you know, the same approach."
On Disney's initial reaction to Captain Jack Sparrow: "I think it was Michael Eisner, the head of Disney at the time, who was quoted as saying, 'He's ruining the movie.' Upper-echelon Disney-ites, going, 'What’s wrong with him? ... Is he drunk? By the way, is he gay?' And so I actually told this woman who was the Disney-ite ... 'But didn’t you know that all my characters are gay?' Which really made her nervous."
On accidentally falling into acting as a career: "I had no desire, no interest, really in it at all. I was a musician and I was a guitarist, and that's what I wanted to do."
 
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Bodyguard of Justin Bieber Accused of Assault

For the second time in a couple months, Justin Bieber finds himself at the center of an assault allegation. This time, though, the singer's bodyguard accused of acting inappropriately.
According to celebrity photographer Jason Nicholas, he tried to take a photo of Bieber in NYC on Friday, only to be sent to the hospital by an overly aggressive employee of the star.
Nicholas tells E! News he was standing off to the side, near the London Hotel, acting like "a gentleman" when "Bieber comes out with a small group, two bodyguards, one handler and one other person. Without blocking the door, I stuck my camera out with my arm and shot him."

Assault Claim
The paparazzi member then details what happened next, saying one of the men protecting Justin "snapped" and:
"He shoved me up against the SUV. He was super aggressive and it happened right in front of Bieber, who got right in the car, but I got some usable pics out of it.
"When Bieber got into the car, he put his mouth to the glass and let out a roar, like a primal scream, with his mouth wide open, it was so odd."
Nicolas, who visited New York Presbyterian Weill-Cornell Hospital soon after the attack, claims doctors there diagnosed him with a strained back muscle. He was released late on Friday and filed an assault report against the bodyguard with the NYPD today.
"I just want to stress, for the record, that everyone, paparazzi included, should have the right to come home from work at the end of the day in one piece," he said.
Bieber recorded an anti-bullying PSA last week. His reps could not be reached for comment. Are you buying this cameraman's tale?
Medical File

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Internet Users Bing & Decide: They Heart Kim Kardashian!

Internet users have Binged & Decided: they care more about large breasts than politics or deceased icons.
Indeed, Kim Kardashian konqured all komers and was the most searched-for individual on all of Bing in 2010. What did the reality star do this year that elicited so many hits?
Well... there was that time she posed naked for a magazine. And then that other time she posed naked for a magazine. She also wore a blonde wig on a couple of occasions and asked fans on her blog how it looked. Seriously, Kim accomplished A LOT!

At Autograph Session
Kim Kardashian is very popular. No one can rationally explain why.
What other celebrities rounded out the top 10 on Bing in 2010? We've listed them below:
  • Sandra Bullock
  • Tiger Woods
  • Lady Gaga
  • Barack Obama
  • Kate Gosselin
  • Justin Bieber
  • Jesse James
  • Lindsay Lohan
  • Jennifer Aniston
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Michael Douglas: Feeling "Stronger," Preparing for New Movie

Michael Douglas is not cancer-free just yet.
But the Oscar-winning actor, who was diagnosed in August, tells People he feels "stronger everyday," as he continues to undergo treatment, recognizing: "It's a long road back."

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Part of that road involves prepping for his next role. The 66-year old will take the title role in Liberace, a biopic directed by Steven Soderbergh.
"I've got a bunch of tapes of performances," he said of the real-life character. "I'm thinking; I'm a blank slate. Everything shows me he was a lovely man; I just want to reconfirm that."
The movie stars shooting this spring, which should give Douglas plenty more time to spend with his family. He spent Thanksgiving weekend with wife Catherine Zeta-Jones and their kids at Walt Disney World and Universal Orlando.

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Taylor Lautner Meets Famous Father of New Girlfriend

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord.
And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord... - Phil Collins, "In the Air Tonight"
It's unclear if Taylor Lautner experienced such excitement over this past weekend, but sources confirm to Marie Claire that the actor met the aforementioned British singer at some point over the last few days. For what reason?
He's the father of Taylor's new girlfriend, Lily Collins.

"[Phil is] pretty tough on the guys Lily introduces him to," an insider said. "Taylor was nervous about meeting him, but they got along well."
Lautner and his new gal pal met on the set of Abduction. Directed by John Singleton, this thriller revolves around Taylor's character, who sets out to uncover the truth after discovering a baby photo of himself listed on a missing persons website.
 
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Bosnian Protesters Decry "Ignorant" Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie has become the target of more criticism, this time regarding her feature directorial debut, not just her hatred of Thanksgiving.
A love story set during the Bosnian War, her film was cut short after rumors that it portrayed a relationship between a rapist and his victim.
The project has sparked protests and was called "ignorant" by a group of women who were victims of sexual violence during the 1990s war.

A Sexual Being
In a letter to the United Nations refugee agency, for which the movie star is a goodwill ambassador, the Women Victims of War criticized her sharply.
They say they are "deeply concerned about the movie."
"Angelina Jolie's ignorant attitude towards victims says enough about the scenario and gives us the right to continue having doubts," the letter read.
After rumors of the rapist story line surfaced in October, a group of Bosnian War rape victims pressured officials to withdraw Jolie's filming permit.
The rumors proved to be untrue.
The country's minister of culture read the script - about a Bosnian woman who falls in love with a Serb man - and Jolie's permit was reinstated.
However, Jolie earlier this month cut the shooting schedule from 10 days to three and decided to film some of the scenes in Hungary instead.
At the time, Jolie said she wanted to meet with the groups that complained to clear up any misunderstanding, but no meeting ever transpired.
"We have insisted to meet Angelina Jolie since we don't want to be wrongly presented in the world ... Our voices are worthwhile and we should have got much more respect," the WVW letter read. "Angelina has made a big mistake."
"We feel that she did not act like a real UNHCR ambassador and we believe that she has no more credibility to remain the ambassador."
Wait until that big Angelina Jolie drug video leaks!


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Reese Witherspoon: Sexually Confident

Reese Witherspoon is quite confident in her sexuality.
Similarly, we have no doubts about Reese's sexuality.
"I think as a woman, you get older, you feel more confident in your sexuality," she tells the January issue of Glamour. "You’re not as intimidated by it."

Reese Witherspoon in Glamour
"Sexuality and femininity is an accumulation of age and wisdom and comfort in your own skin. I feel so much better now than I ever did in my 20s."
Ooh, that one hurts, Ryan Phillippe.
Says the Oscar-winning actress, "I am calmer; I know who I am. And as a result, I feel much sexier. There’s always going to be somebody younger or sexier."
"That’s why I like to say, and it’s become my famous line, ‘Funny doesn’t sag.’”
Speaking of funny, the woman loves her some romantic comedies.
"I watch them all the time. I love all my fellow female romantic comedy queens, like Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner and Katie Heigl," Reese says. "I also think the questions romantic comedies ask about men and women are universal.”
As for her own love life, Witherspoon, who dated Jake Gyllenhaal before he began dating Taylor Swift, is happier than ever these days with boyfriend Jim Toth. The mother of Ava, 11, and Deacon, 7, might even consider having more kids.
"I would love to have more kids," she says. "Kids are the best part of my day. I don’t wake up to make movies. I wake up to hang out with my family.”

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Kylie Jenner Modeling Pics: Rated PG

Kylie Jenner is the latest member of the Kardashian clan to step in front of the camera.
The 13-year old half-sister of Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian has posed for a series of modeling shots by photographer Nick Saglimbeni.
Unlike sibling Kendall - who caused controversy when she posed in a string bikini earlier this year - Kylie kept her shoot PG, donning upscale, sophisticated outfits. To wit:

Kylie Jenner Modeling PicYoung and ModelingKylie Jenner Photograph
"I can't get over how stunning Kylie looks in these shots," blogged Kim on Saturday. "I am a very proud big sister!"
Click on the above images to enlarge each one and sound off: Think Kylie has a future as a model?

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Chad Ochocinco Confirms Engagement to Evelyn Lozada

Chad Ochocinco may not know how to properly spell the Spanish translation of his football number, but the Bengals wide receiver is well aware of how to spell true love:
E-V-E-L-Y-N L-O-Z-A-D-A.
In other, far more succinct words: the former NFL All-Pro has confirmed his engagement to Evelyn Lozada.

OchocincoEvelyn Lozada Photo
Evelyn Lozada, will you marry me, my bank account and my reality show career?
"It's time for me to sit down," Ochocinco told Ryan Seacrest on the latter's radio show today. "Enough is enough. I'm 32, you know, my days are over... I think I found everything I've been looking for in one person. [She's] everything I've been missing."
Lozada is a familiar name to viewers of VH1's Basketball Wives. She was once engaged to NBA star Antoine Walker, until that power forward squandered his fortune and fell over $4 million into debt. There's little doubt she and Ochocinco will last forever, though.
 
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Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal: Holding Hands!

They've been spotted around New York and Nashville. They've supposedly eaten ice cream together and definitely been on at least one coffee date.
But Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift haven't been photographed acting like a legitimate couple... until now!
While other tabloids this week settled for misleading stories (Robsten expecting a baby? Come on.), Us Weekly trumped them all with a photo of Jake and Taylor holding hands during a walk in Brooklyn over Thanksgiving weekend. Swiftenhaal is totally on!

Swiftenhaal Alert!
This romance has been Swift, but are Taylor and Jaek in it for the Gyllenhaal? [Photo: INF]
“It’s definitely serious," one friend says of this pairing, while another source adds: "She loves his family and he loves hers."
Pick up the issue above for more on this exciting, burgeoning relationship.
 
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The Situation Reveals His Diet, Fitness Secrets

The Situation (Mike Sorrentino from Jersey Shore) is revealing his diet secrets to Men's Fitness. In a word ... steroids. Massive amounts of steroids.
Just kidding. Probably. In all seriousness, he breaks it down for alla youse guidos out there in the December/January issue with his eight simple rules.
How does The Situation get that body?

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With dedication, you too can look like this class act.
  1. Drinking tons of water.
  2. Eating six times a day – three meals and three protein shakes.
  3. Choosing lean proteins, fruits and veggies whenever possible.
  4. Getting 6-8 hours of sleep, so your “body grows and repairs itself.”
  5. Avoiding simple carbs and junk calories, including condiments.
  6. Approaching it as a long-term goal, not an instant transformation.
  7. Making working out your #1 commitment, as it builds discipline.
  8. Giving himself one “cheat day” a week when you can eat what you choose and shoot up as much HGH as you want recover from all the training.
What are you waiting for? Sitch has spoken. The ladies aren't gonna wanna smash it up unless you craft an eight-pack out of that gut, losers.

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Amber Portwood: Stealing Back Baby Leah!

Is Teen Mom star Amber Portwood stealing back her baby daughter, Leah? Was her baby ever not with her in actuality? It's all very much unclear, but hey.
If you're OK! Magazine, these details don't get in the way of good copy. The celeb gossip tabloid reports in its new cover story that Amber's hatched a plan.
For the past two weeks, the mag says, every time Leah, saw a young woman with brown hair, she called her "mommy." Amber Portwood? Devastated.

Stealing Baby Leah
STEALING LEAH: Amber Portwood allegedly is. Or was. It's unclear.
“Leah would look around and say, ‘Amber, Amber, mommy, mommy,’” says Andrew Swan, BFF of the baby’s father, Gary Shirley. “It was breaking my heart.”
Then finally, on October 31, Amber swooped in to reclaim Leah, spending Halloween with her and claiming she'll do what it takes to get her life together.
Despite freaking the f*%k out on occasion, Amber believes she can do a better job than Gary when it comes to raising Leah, a source says. Right.
Anyway, she has Leah back, but can Amber Portwood really change? How long will it be until the next police report? Stay tuned, people. Stay. Tuned.

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Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal: Happy, Friendly, Eating Ice Cream!

Friends say Taylor Swift is a lot more serious about her career these days than she is about Jake Gyllenhall.
But that hasn't stopped these two from taking their quasi romance out west.

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A week after they were initially spotted around New York City, Swift and Gyllenhaal spent Halloween weekend in California. Late on Monday, witnesses saw the pair stop for an ice cream at a shop in Santa Barbara.
"They looked at all the flavors and couldn't decide, so they asked the counter girls for help," a staffer told Us Weekly of the duo, who were described as "happy" and "friendly."
The celebs' ice cream choices? Drum roll, please... Swiss chocolate chip for Jake and yogurt with rainbow sprinkles for Taylor. Gyllenhaal paid for both.
Onlookers also say the pair posed happily for photos in the parking lot and "smiled a ton." Swift does have one million reasons to be pleased, too: her new album has already sold that many copies.

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George W. Bush Still Hurt By Kanye West Comments, Accusations of Racism

President George W. Bush endured a lot of criticism in his day, but he says that when he heard Kanye West accusing him of not caring about black people after Hurricane Katrina, "it was one of the most disgusting moments in my Presidency.”
It was a pretty harsh line. True? That's up for debate.

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Bush taped an interview with Matt Lauer that will air on a special prime time Matt Lauer Reports on NBC November 8. It’s to promote his new book, Decision Points.
We're curious to see what his ghostwriter has to say.
The subjects of the interview were wide-ranging, but the former President was very passionate on the subject of West’s criticism of the way Bush handled the Katrina aftermath, according to quotes from the interview NBC released.
“He called me a racist,” Bush tells Lauer. “I didn’t appreciate it then. I don’t appreciate it now. It’s one thing to say, ‘I don’t appreciate the way he’s handled his business.’ It’s another thing to say, ‘This man’s a racist.’ I resent it, it’s not true.”
Kanye made news for being outspoken long before he hijacked Taylor Swift's speech at the MTV VMAs. But who knew that one line ate at the Prez so badly.
Lauer quotes from Bush’s book: “Five years later I can barely write those words without feeling disgust.” Lauer adds, “You go on: ‘I faced a lot of criticism as President. I didn’t like hearing people claim that I lied about Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction or cut taxes to benefit the rich. But the suggestion that I'm racist because of the response to Katrina represented an all-time low.’
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Bush responds: “Yeah. I still feel that way as you read those words. I felt ‘em when I heard ‘em, felt ‘em when I wrote ‘em and I felt ‘em when I’m listening to ‘em.
Lauer: “You told Laura at the time it was the worst moment of your Presidency?”
Bush: “Yes. My record was strong I felt when it came to race relations and giving people a chance. And it was a disgusting moment.”
Lauer: “I wonder if some people are going to read that, now that you’ve written it, and they might give you some heat for that. And the reason is this — “
Bush: [interrupting] “Don’t care.”
Lauer: “Well, here’s the reason. You’re not saying that the worst moment in your Presidency was the misery in Louisiana. It was when someone insulted you because of that.”
Bush: “No, and I also make it very clear that the misery in Louisiana affected me deeply as well. There’s a lot of tough moments in the book. And it was a disgusting moment, pure and simple.”

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Andy Irons Passes Away at 32

With his first child due next month, surfing legend Andy Irons was found dead in a Dallas hotel room yesterday morning. He was 32.
The three-time world champion was scheduled to return home to Hawaii, but reportedly felt sick and booked the room in Texas for a night. An employee found him in bed around 10 a.m. local time.

Andy Irons
While an official cause of death has not been determined, the surfer's family released a statement saying, "[Andy] had reportedly been battling with dengue fever, a viral disease."
Meanwhile, a quantity of methadone, along with other medication, was found on a bedside table in Irons' hotel room, reports The Sydney Morning Herald.
Rumors of drug use have often surrounded the athlete, but surfing writer Nick Carroll says he doubted any foreign substances played a role in his death.
"Andy, at times during his life, was an energetic party boy, but he really seemed to have shrugged that off in the last year or two," Carroll said. "His wife was pregnant with their first child and she's about a month from delivery."
 
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Bethenny Frankel Leads Cast of Skating with the Stars

Are you ready to go Skating with the Stars?
ABC sure hopes so, as it will premiere this variation on Dancing with the Stars on November 22. The cast of relative unknowns will be led by former Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel and will also include:
Soap opera star Rebecca Budig; Motley Crue singer Vince Neil; Olympic skier Jonny Moseley; actress Sean Young; and Brandon Mychal Smith of Disney’s Sonny With a Chance.

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How Did Charlie Sheen Betray Brooke Mueller?

This headline seems like a silly question, doesn't it?
After all, Charlie Sheen allegedly held a knife to Brooke Mueller's throat on Christmas Day; shacked up with a model soon afterward; and, most recently, went on a cocaine-fueled rampage in a NYC restaurant and hotel with porn star Capri Anderson.
But Mueller's lawyer, Sorrell Trope, actually cites a different reason for how Sheen "humiliated" Brooke on Monday.

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As previously reported, the couple signed off on a divorce document this week that they first agreed to back in May.
Trope tells TMZ the two sides were meant to wait a year before officially splitting, as such an agreement was made because his client "didn't want to make trouble for Charlie" while he was facing assault charges.
Mueller was reportedly "blindsided" by Sheen's decision to file now and considers it a slap in the face because she remained supportive of him during last week's shenanigans.
Responds Mark Burg, Sheen's manager: "Charlie tried to reach out to Brooke and left her a message before filing for divorce.  It's a shame that this ambulance chaser is trying to drum up more business because this divorce was finalized and agreed upon 6 months ago.
"Shouldn't everyone involved be more concerned about the two young children?"
Good point, Mark. We assume you're referring to Sheen as one of these children, right? Who is the second one?
 
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Randy and Evi Quaid Skip Bail; Nut Jobs Wanted Again After Court No-Show

Just when you think Randy and Evi Quaid can't get crazier ...
In what may end up being a very costly move, the fugitive couple once again didn't appear in court, this time for their felony vandalism arraignment Tuesday in Santa Barbara, Calif. Evi's bail amount of $500,000 was forfeited as a result.
A new bench warrant has been issued for Evi Quaid. Sigh ...

Randy and Evi
Randy and Evi Quaid insist they are not crazy.
Evi, whose probation had been revoked for her previous hotel bill fraud case, is expected to face jail time. If she ever sets foot back in the U.S., that is.
Both the Quaids accused of squatting in and causing damage to a Montecito, Calif., home they used to own. A realtor found them crashing there. Hilarious.
They are currently seeking refugee status in Canada.
Randy's $500,000 bail remains in place, because the Quaids' attorney told the judge he is required to stay in Canada until an immigration hearing there Nov. 8.
A warrant for Randy was also issued Tuesday, but held on condition he shows for the couple's next hearing, which has been scheduled for Tuesday, Nov. 16.
We'd say it's even money they don't show.
The pair claims they are running for their lives from estate planners and businessmen in Hollywood called "star whackers" who seek to have celebrities killed.
They recently discussed this theory on Good Morning America, insinuating that the "whackers" offed Heath Ledger and that Britney Spears could be next.
Not sure if a whole team of psychiatrists could handle these two.

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Oprah to Air Interview With Michael Jackson's Kids, Molestation Special Back-to-Back

As we've talked about, Oprah Winfrey is airing an interview with Michael Jackson's parents and children Monday, but not every family member is happy about it.
Michael's brother, Randy Jackson, has long resented O for doing a show on pedophilia during the jury deliberations of MJ's molestation trial. Just a coincidence?
Maybe, maybe not. But next week, once again, her interview with MJ's kids will be immediately preceded by ... a special on child molestation. Makes you think.

Oprah and the Jacksons
Oprah sits down with the Jacksons. And some creepy old guy.
Oprah's sit-down with MJ's kids - Prince, Paris, and Blanket - is scheduled for Monday. The episode before? "200 Adult Men Who Were Molested Come Forward."
A rep for Oprah's production company denies this, telling TMZ that "There is no connection whatsoever between the two shows. This is purely coincidental."
They could switch it if that were true, though. Just saying. Why not air it some other time just to quiet the speculation that you're trying to send a message?

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Rick Fox Eliminated on Dancing With the Stars

Last week's shocking elimination of Audrina Patridge on Dancing With the Stars certainly proved that anyone's fair game, but still, we didn't see this one coming.
Rick Fox is out the door now.
Despite earning personal-best scores this season and tying for the highest totals overall for his individual routine, the NBA star will be watching from the bench.

Cheryl Burke, Rick Fox
Cheryl and Rick are out the door somehow. Go figure.
Despite besting Kyle Massey, Kurt Warner and Bristol Palin, who doesn't even want to be there anymore, Rick apparently didn't do it for voters. Pretty shocking.
Too bad, because like Audrina, he's actually one of the better dancers this season. He's decent, works very hard, made strides and was genuinely fun to watch.
"It's been amazing. It's been a transformational journey for my relationship with my girlfriend and with my daughters," said Rick, who's now with Eliza Dushku.
Not sure we would have been so diplomatic.
How is Bristol Palin still around? Is there a conspiracy in play? Was it a GOP wave that swept Democrats out of the House this election night? A backlash among Laker fans after Fox showed up in his Celtic-green giant outfit (he played for both)?
We may never know.
Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke Picture
We'll miss you, Jolly Green Giant.
All we do know is that scores and performances evidently mean nothing, otherwise Bristol the Pistol would likely be on a plane to Wasilla right about now.
She probably wishes she were, that's the irony. Maybe this is reverse psychological punishment for her half-assed efforts of late. You're STAYING!
We're kidding, mostly. But you do have to wonder what viewers are thinking with these past two eliminations. They both should still be here with us. Alas.
 
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Fashion Face-Off: Rihanna vs. Rihanna

Rihanna makes almost as many headlines with her fashion as she does with her music. Okay, maybe that's a stretch, but her style is pretty noteworthy!
Never one to shy away from bold colors, the star goes went for a vibrant look - right down to the turquoise shoes! - as she left New York's MTV studios.
Then, she was blooming again in a longer, floral dress at the signing of her new coffee table book (called Rihanna) at a Barnes & Noble. Which is better?

Floral and FabBeautiful Ri

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Miley Cyrus to Go So Undercover for Next Movie

When it comes to her parents' divorce, Miley Cyrus "is not taking any sides," a source says. "She's trying to keep everything private while her family works through this."
Fortunately, the actress now has something else to focus her attention on anyway: a new movie role. She'll play the lead in So Undercover, an action comedy that finds her private investigator character hired by the FBI to infiltrate a college sorority.
Perhaps Miley can research this role by digging up information on whether or not her mom really did bone Bret Michaels or not.

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Shooting on this movie will begin next month.
Meanwhile, Miley will next be seen on the big screen in LOL: Laughing Out Loud. She plays a troubled teen opposite Demi Moore and Ashley Greene.
 
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New Britney Spears Album: Coming in Early 2011

Pop star Britney Spears will release her newest album in early 2011, according to one of her producers, Dr. Luke. It will be her seventh studio effort in all.
Although her record company has not yet commented, Luke told The Hollywood Reporter that fans should expect the album to hit shelves early next year.
"She's an icon, I don't want to let anyone down. I'm excited to be co-executive producing with Max Martin, who kind of invented Britney," the doctor said.

Fresh Faced Britney
Rumor has it Britney Spears' new album is just months away!
"She's such an amazing vehicle to getting that music out to a lot of people in every country," added Luke, who promises this will be "really good music."
Spears, who is battling a lawsuit from Fernando Flores, has to date sold over 100 million records, and her last album, Circus sold over 3.5 million copies.
Despite a turbulent last couple of years, few artists of any era or genre can match that figure. No wonder Glee did a tribute episode in her honor.
Who's looking forward to her new songs leaking early already?

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Tabloid Bombshell: Bret Michaels Slept with Tish Cyrus!

Us Weekly drops a bombshell in its latest issue: the parents of Miley Cyrus got divorced because Tish Cyrus had an affair - with Bret Michaels!
Sources tell the tabloid that the rocker "got close to the entire family" in February, around the time he and Miley recorded their racy duet, "Nothing to Lose."
Bret Michaels and Tish CyrusA Family Torn Apart
Tish, who serves as Miley's manager, was spotted at the Michaels' February 28 concert in Los Angeles, adds an insider, who says: "Billy Ray was completely unaware of what was going on."
Eventually, the country singer reportedly found out and filed for divorce from his wife of 17 years. He is seeking joint custody of their three children.
Reps for both Michaels and Tish deny this story, but Us Weekly stands by its family source, concluding: "It was a professional relationship that turned into something more."
** UPDATE: Star Magazine has also jumped on the Bret and Tish bandwagon.
Its latest edition quotes friends who say Tish went all out to get the rocker's attention. She “would always show up to the studio in tight jeans and revealing T-shirts and flirt shamelessly with Bret," an insider says, claiming that Billy Ray was “ashamed of Tish’s behavior and wants out of this mess."
Are you buying this, readers?
 
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Katie Holmes Bombshell: She's on Birth Control!!!!

Stop the presses.
We hope you're sitting down, because In Touch is about to drop a BOMB on you. Katie Holmes is not only sleeping in the guest room, she's on birth control!
After four years of marriage and only one child, one would kind of assume that, but hey. As for moving into the guest room, how would they possibly ... you know what, forget it. Just prepared to be shocked and awed by nothing:

Katie Holmes BOMBSHELL
For a supposed bombshell, this looks like a non-story.
Come on, ITW. With all the real (Teen Mom) and surreal (Brangelina) news potential out there, we'd think you could do better than this snoozefest.
We expect much better next week.
 
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Happy Birthday, Matthew McConaughey!

Alright, alright, alright, alright... Matthew McConaughey turns 41 today.
The actor hasn't anchored a film since last year's (awful) Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, but he has a very good excuse for taking a slight breaking from Hollywood. Two good excuses, actually, one named Vida and the other named Levi.
Indeed, the hunk became a father for the second time in January and has been spotted around Los Angeles playing the role of father these days. We've included a shot of him doing just that below, but don't worry, ladies.
This photo montage also celebrates the star's physique. We encourage readers to send McConaughey birthday wishes as they click around and ogle the following pics of him:

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